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( Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
| × I miss somebody right now. |
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (Too much computers!) |
✓ I own lots of books. |
| ✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. |
✓ I love to play video games. |
✓ I've tried marijuana. |
| ✓ I've watched porn movies. |
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship. |
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. |
| ✓ I curse sometimes. |
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. |
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. |
( it goes on... )Thu, Apr. 13th, 2006, 07:54 pm
GAME RULES:
1. You can only say YES or NO.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!
1. Taken a picture naked? no.
2. Painted your room? no
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? yes
4. Drove a car? yes
5. Danced in front of your mirror? no
6. Have a crush? no
7. Been dumped? yes
8. Stole money from friend? no
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? yes.
10. Been in a fist fight? yes
11. Snuck out of your house? yes
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yes.
13. Been arrested? no.
14. Made out with a stranger? yes
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? yes.
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? yes.
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? no.
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? yes
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? yes.
20. Seen someone die? no
21. Been on a plane? yes.
22. Kissed a picture? yes
23. Slept in until 3PM? yes
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? yes.
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? yes.
26. Made a snow angel? no
27. Played dress up? yes.
28. Cheated while playing a game? yes.
29. Been lonely? yes.
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? yes.
31. Been to a club? yes
32. Felt an earthquake? no.
33. Touched a snake? yes.
34. Ran a red light? no
35. Been suspended from school? yes
36. Had detention? yes
37. Been in a car accident? yes
38. Hated the way you look? yes.
39. Witnessed a crime? yes
40. Pole danced? no.
41. Been lost? yes.
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? yes.
43. Felt like dying? yes
44. Cried yourself to sleep? yes.
46. Sang karaoke? yes
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? yes.
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? yes.
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes.
50. Kissed in the rain? yes
51. Sing in the shower? yes.
52. Made love in a park? no
53. Had a dream that you married someone? yes
54. Glued your hand to something? yes
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? no.
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? no.
57. Been a cheerleader? no.
58. Sat on a roof top? yes.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? no.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? yes.
61. Played chicken? yes
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? yes
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yes
64. Broken a bone? yes
65. Been easily amused? yes.
66. Laugh so hard you cry? yes.
67. Mooned/flashed someone? yes
68. Cheated on a test? yes.
69. Forgotten someone's name? yes.
70. Slept naked? yes
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? yes
73. Blacked out from drinking? no.
74. Played a prank on someone? yes
75. Gone to a late night movie? yes.
76. Made love to anything not human? no.
77. Failed a class? yes
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? yes
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? yes
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? yes
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? yes
82. Thrown strange objects? yes.
83. Felt like killing someone? yes.
84. Thought about running away? yes
85. Ran away? yes
86. Did drugs? yes
87. Had detention and not attend it? yes
89. Made a parent cry? yes.
90. Cried over someone? yes.
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? yes.
92. Dated someone more than once? yes
93. Have a dog? no.
94. Own an instrument? yes
95. Been in a band? yes
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? yes
97. Broken a cd? yes.
98. Shot a gun? yes Thu, Dec. 15th, 2005, 03:12 pm
In my own apartment,
I had been pacing,
and dreading exams
I soon would be facing.
My roommate was speechless,
Her nose in her books,
And my comments to her
Drew unfriendly looks.
I drained all the coffee,
and brewed a new pot,
No longer caring
that my nerves were shot.
I stared at my notes,
but my thoughts were all muddy,
my eyes went a blur,
I just couldn't study.
"Some pizza might help,"
I said with a shiver,
but each place I called
Refused to deliver.
I'd nearly concluded
that life was too cruel,
with futures depending
on grades earned in school.
When all of a sudden,
our door opened wide,
As Saint Put It Off
Ambled inside.
Her spirit was careless,
Her manner was mellow,
then all of a
sudden'
She started to bellow:
"What kind of student
would make such a fuss,
to toss back at teachers
what they tossed at us?"
"On Cliff Notes! On Crib Notes!
On Last Year's Exams!
On Wing it and Sling it,
And Last Minute Crams!"
Her message delivered,
She vanished from sight,
but we heard her laughing
outside in the night.
"Your teachers have pegged you;
so just do your best.
Happy Finals to All,
And to All, a good test." Sat, Dec. 10th, 2005, 10:35 pm
Sat, Dec. 10th, 2005, 04:39 pm
| You Are Blitzen | 
Always in good spirits, you're the reindeer who loves to party down with Santa.
Why You're Naughty: You're always blitzed on Christmas Eve, while flying!
Why You're Nice: You mix up a mean eggnog martini. |
Fri, Nov. 11th, 2005, 09:06 am
MATH WIZ
LMFAO. YOU GOT 15 CORRECT. | | Congratulations. You got a perfect score. You're not an idiot. Do evolution a favor, and have a million kids. Alright? Thanks. |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 48% on points |
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Thu, Nov. 3rd, 2005, 08:00 pm
Michym444: i miss u DelusionDeranged: That came from nowhere. Michym444: it came from my heart DelusionDeranged: Aren't you with like...3 or 4 people right now? Michym444: no Michym444: none DelusionDeranged: Ah...well, I regret to inform you that the fact of the matter is that I'm moving to Florida in July, with Erika. Michym444 is away at 7:58:53 PM. Michym444: :( DelusionDeranged: Sorry, but that's what's happening. Me and her both got accepted into the International Academy of Design and Technology in Orlando, and we're moving in together down there. Michym444: im sry to say but i hope u 2 break up DelusionDeranged: That's a really selfish thing to say. It's comments like that that are the reason that even if me and Erika did break up, I wouldn't go back to you. Michym444: im sry but it hurts to know i might not get u bak DelusionDeranged: It's not a might not. It's a won't. I'm happier with Erika than I've ever been. We've been together almost 4 months, I'm in love with her, we've never fought, we have no issues. Me and her aren't going to break up. Michym444: we fought once DelusionDeranged: No...we fought for 2 days straight. Michym444: so were u ever happy with me Michym444: no we didnt DelusionDeranged: Yes, I was, or I never would of dated you. DelusionDeranged: But it wore off QUITE quickly. Michym444: i still miss u Michym444: and u made me happy and im not gonna forget that Michym444: ill brb jason DelusionDeranged: Then miss me all you want. But it would be in your best interest to move on, because as far as relationships are concerned, me and you are through. Michym444: i know that Michym444 is away at 8:13:02 PM. Michym444 returned at 8:14:33 PM. Michym444: bak Michym444: hey jason DelusionDeranged: Hey. Michym444: ? for u DelusionDeranged: What's that? Michym444: IF u and ur gf break up maybe can i have a chance agine DelusionDeranged: Me and her aren't going to break up. In fact, I plan on spending the rest of my life with her. But if we do, no...there's no more chances. You've let your selfishness show, and I do not want that quality in a girlfriend. Michym444: no i didnt i didnt do anything selfish DelusionDeranged: You said that you wished my girlfriend and me broke up. Also, you threatened to kill her at one point. Michym444: i never did that DelusionDeranged: Yes you did. YOu told me that you were going to come up here and kill her once you turned 18. Michym444: and i was hopeing maybe u 2 would break up\ Michym444: o yea Michym444: sry bout that DelusionDeranged: Sorry doesn't cut it. You're not getting another chance, end of story. Michym444: ur a jeark DelusionDeranged: Call me whatever you'd like, Michelle. Michym444: dipshit DelusionDeranged: Welcome to my block list. I was going to allow you to be a friend to me, but you're just too stubborn and thickheaded. Don't ever speak to me again, or I will file harassment charges. Me and you are through. Goodbye. One psycho stalker down, hopefully... In other news (screen names concealed for privacy purposes...the other bitch? Her privacy can suck my left nut): Ritz: hehe... I have the Wedding Waltz Duel from FFVI on DelusionDeranged: FFVI was good. FFVIII was better. Ritz: !!!!!! Ritz: Finally SOMEONE agrees with me! DelusionDeranged: Erika shares the same sentiment. Ritz: you just got promoted to General. Ritz: you gain 30000 exp and 5 AP DelusionDeranged: Nice! DelusionDeranged: ::wanders off to take SeeD test::
Thu, Nov. 3rd, 2005, 12:08 pm
 | You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.
Neo, the "One" | | 92% | El Zorro | | 71% | Captain Jack Sparrow | | 63% | The Terminator | | 63% | William Wallace | | 63% | James Bond, Agent 007 | | 58% | Indiana Jones | | 54% | The Amazing Spider-Man | | 54% | Maximus | | 46% | Batman, the Dark Knight | | 42% | Lara Croft | | 38% | </td>
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Fri, Oct. 28th, 2005, 01:41 pm
Your life most resembles:
Days of Our Lives
Your life mostly resembles those of the characters on Days of Our Lives. You have a crazy life. For some reason many different people are attracted to you and many strange things happen to you. You like to play it up too, and love starting rumors about yourself so that everyone will know you. Your friends love you because you are so funny, you make them feel important by always making them your top priority and you are kinda quirky.
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Sat, Oct. 22nd, 2005, 08:56 am
Revelation.
So, I cast my runestones and my tarot cards about this dream, and they both pointed to the same thing: I didn't have the dream for the same reason I had them with Kelly...my original hypothesis that I was having them because Kelly was cheating on me remains true, and Erika isn't cheating on me. The reason I had the bad dream was because Erika had a restless night of sleep, due to her sickness - she was tossing and turning all night, waking up periodically, and was generally restless... Since I'm not sick, and I have no physical ailments to bother me, but the link between Erika and I is so strong, my mind had to figure out a way to translate the feelings of unease and restlessness that Erika was experiencing...which only means that the unease that this dream is causing me is the same unease that this cold caused Erika last night. Now to check with her, see if my hypothesis checks out... This might seem like a bad thing to some of you... e.g. Why would you want to go through that? But, if in fact this holds true... I will be the happiest man alive (again)
Sat, Oct. 22nd, 2005, 07:35 am
God damn it...when I woke up an hour and a half ago, I had 2 cigarettes in my pack...
It's now 7:30 AM, and I had to run out to get more cigarettes...they're the only thing keeping me sane right now...
I swear to goddess...
I'll never forgive myself. Sat, Oct. 22nd, 2005, 06:40 am
Dreams
Fucking Dreams...can't fall back asleep. For anyone who I told while I was with Kelly, about the dreams....well, they're starting again, this time with Erika. Last night, it as her and someone else in the shower. Next time, who in the hell knows what it will be? I can't live like this...I've been up for an hour and a half, scared to fall back asleep, afraid of what I'll see if I close my eyes. Why the fuck do you do this to me, mind?! WHY?! I can't deal with stuff like this. I thought it was over with Kelly. I thought that you were just trying to keep me safe. But I guess I was just overestimating you. You're just trying to make my fucking life MISERABLE, aren't you? No-one should have to go through this. The dreams are so vivid...I was crying on Erika's roommate's shoulder, for god's sakes...hers and Z's, actually. I hate my fucking paranoia BULLSHIT. Don't you get it, mind?! I'M FUCKING HAPPY! And I'd rather kill myself, and you in the process, then let ANYONE change that. Just remember that last time you want to give me dreams about her cheating on me. Oh great...and now I get to hear my roommates having sex, in stereo...is there no justice in this world? I mean, it's bad enough that I had to go straight from these fucked up dreams to hearing the tell-tale noises of mutual masturbation...I was ready to flip a fucking wig. But now I have to hear this? God...I can't wait till they're out. Both of them.
Fri, Oct. 21st, 2005, 04:18 pm
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Your ideals mostly resemble those of the Taoist faith. Spirituality is the most important thing in your life. You strive to live by all of your ideals, and live a very intellectually focused life.
40% spiritual.
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You are into sci-fi and technology. You are very clever although you are also socially smart. You have lots of friends, geeks and non-geeks.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> <td align="center">You most resemble Michael Jackson
You are different from most people. You don’t follow the social norms of the society you live in and live on impulse. You are an easy target for critics, but you don’t let their opinions get you down. You are cool on your own terms.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td> <td align="center">You are a romantic flirt
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Wiccan/Neo-paganYou believe in the existence of deity, as a god or goddess, or a duality of the two depending upon tradition, you work with elementals and other natural spiritual beings. You are basically polytheistic in nature and focus on common archetypes drawn from different cultures. Your interests probably include mythology, religion, parapsychology, magic(k) , witchcraft, community, and the occult or unseen world. Your practice may include contact with the nature spirits, meditation, divination, energy working, spell-crafting, and formal ritual work and possibly shamanic work. Fri, Oct. 14th, 2005, 03:12 pm
I had to post something to stop hitting my F5 key, before I break it Vanguard ( www.vanguardsoh.com) just announced that they are starting the beta application process TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!1!11!!1one!o ne!oneeleven My F5 key is ready to fall off of my keyboard, waiting for my email...it was literally getting so hot that it was starting to burn my finger...this isn't safe, people. See what MMORPG's do to the otherwise calm person known as Jason? ^_^
Sun, Oct. 9th, 2005, 05:26 pm
Tattoos!!!
Check this out - this is my first tattoo  
Thu, Sep. 22nd, 2005, 10:36 pm
Thu, Sep. 22nd, 2005, 07:38 pm
meme!
Reply to this meme and I WILL (for I am bound by various memeish rules and codes of conduct):
1. respond with something random about you.
2. tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in.
4. say something that only makes sense to you and I.
5. tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
But here, my friends, is the CATCH, as they say:
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal. You MUST. |
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